BREAKING: I just ordered a new pair of New Balance trail running shoes.
— Blake Robinson (@blake) August 27, 2012
Breaking news: I’m going to buy clothes. This has been a breaking news report.
— Conner Worman (@connerworman) August 25, 2012
BREAKING NEWS: I just left Target with ONLY the two things I went in for !!!!
— Gracie Thomas (@graciethms) August 20, 2012
BREAKING NEWS I am actually shopping with my dad. Hell must be freezing over
— Paige ☠ (@paige_ye) August 18, 2012
BREAKING NEWS: Briscoes are having a sale this weekend! OMG!! OMG!!
— Elizabeth- Marie Nes (@LIZMARIENES) August 17, 2012